Wednesday, November 2, 2016

The "C" Word

Oh lucky me....OH LUCKY ME!
So many already lost to the "C"
Because One is... One too many
Friends and friends of friends have had to suffer
Some have lost the battle, yet we remain to continue the fight
Soon we will meet again and then, right there and then
We will know that the "C" has an end
For those who have come to an end
And for those sure to come to an end
Don't worry forgotten you are not
For you, will always remain in our hearts and minds
Soon we will meet again and then, right there and then
We will know that the "C" has an end

Thursday, January 27, 2011

El Tiempo

El tiempo corre la espreranza, vive
Si pudiese… reviviria por toda una eternidad
Mi vida a tu lado
Que siga el tiempo
Si que siga, pues, sin importar cuanto corra
No pude llevarse mi esperanza

Tan elocuente como el decir de los Sabios
Asi es mi amor por mi Amor
Muchos dijieron “locos ustedes”
Pero con el correr del tiempo
Ahora hemos llegado a ser
La esperanza viva que vive y vivira

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Balding Men

We all have trouble letting go of things.  May be the four touchdowns scored in one game, yet never made it to the NLF not even College Ball.  The girl that got away.  Funny thing is we all have something we always bring up,  especially when alcohol is present.  Regards of weather you like or hate those stories, conversations seem to stem from such anecdotes.  I for one always bring up such conversations, especially when hanging with my brother and cousin (Arnold) or with my wife's friends.  The endless chatter amuses us for hours.  As the years go by, new stories get added which save us from monotony and/or  running out of things to talk about.  I am sure that you and your group of friends experience the same thing.

What gets to me is the people that can not for their lives let go of an era, style, and of "pop-culture" sayings.  In fact the one thing that gets to me the most, to the point it makes my ponder (yeah I said it ponder) ill thought.... is that guy (if we dare call them that), with thinning or balding hair that still lets his hair long, too long.   WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!?!?!? 

Seriously what is the deal?  No sir, you can't continue to rock that style!  It is not "hot", "sexy" or in anyway that you may think attractive.  In fact it is an embarrassment to the rest of us guys, please stop by the closest hair-saloon better be a man and stop by you nearest BARBER SHOP and cut that hair.  Hulk Hogan is the only guy I would give a "Free Get Out Jail" card in that regard.  Not because I think he could kick my posterior, but because that is his job and even he needs to reconsider chopping the semi-mane, 'cause "brother" you have played it out.  It never fails!  Every time I see a guy with long hair yet none on the top of his head, the same thought rushes through my head.  I know you are thinking the same thing if not similar thoughts ought to be going through your mind.  "WHAT.....?!, REALLY...?!. DUDE...?!"   May be you are thinking, "yo out all the problems in the world this is what you are writing about"  Yes.... HELLS YES!  I can't fix any of problems in the world.  I can only point out things that in my perspective make me say "Has the world done nuts... or is it me".  Problem or not, you must admit dudes with long hair yet bald are a conundrum.  Any utterance stemming form seeing a guy like that ends with a pun.  Jokes galore, right?  In fact may be it is a good thing that this type of guy exist, because every time you see one automatically you  feel better about yourself.  Sad thing is I have to see three of them everyday here at work.   And every time I see either of them it makes me want to go up to them and greet them with some wise-crack.  But what good would that bring?  Who knows may be they see me and think "Oh look there goes that guy with..."  In the end all I can say is, "Has the world gone nuts... or is it me."

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Over her cloths?!?!

People ask me all the time why start a blog on humanity's lunacy?  This is the reason why!  With stories like this one I will never run out of topic to write about nor repost.   The following article tells of a woman who shoot a family member over her attire.  According to the report it wasn't proper attire for Easter dinner, yet shooting your cousin in the head is.  Seriously has the world gone nuts... or is it me?  The Cristian thing should have been giving her something else to wear, not a bullet to the head.  http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36197997/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/?gt1=43001

Friday, January 8, 2010

'Urine or You're Out'

Like most folks in this country, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with which I have no problem). What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.

So, here is my question:

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them?

Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand have a problem with helping someone whom is sitting on their butt - doing drugs, while I work! Come on - "has the world gone nuts... or is it me!" Can you imagine how much money each state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

I guess we could title that program, 'Urine or You're Out'.

Friday, August 28, 2009

HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER

You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye.

Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates.'

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'

Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:

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Dear Mom,

I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, Brian
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Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
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Dear Son,

I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom

LESSON OF THE DAY -

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER