Balding Men

We all have trouble letting go of things.  May be the four touchdowns scored in one game, yet never made it to the NLF not even College Ball.  The girl that got away.  Funny thing is we all have something we always bring up,  especially when alcohol is present.  Regards of weather you like or hate those stories, conversations seem to stem from such anecdotes.  I for one always bring up such conversations, especially when hanging with my brother and cousin (Arnold) or with my wife's friends.  The endless chatter amuses us for hours.  As the years go by, new stories get added which save us from monotony and/or  running out of things to talk about.  I am sure that you and your group of friends experience the same thing.

What gets to me is the people that can not for their lives let go of an era, style, and of "pop-culture" sayings.  In fact the one thing that gets to me the most, to the point it makes my ponder (yeah I said it ponder) ill thought.... is that guy (if we dare call them that), with thinning or balding hair that still lets his hair long, too long.   WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!?!?!? 

Seriously what is the deal?  No sir, you can't continue to rock that style!  It is not "hot", "sexy" or in anyway that you may think attractive.  In fact it is an embarrassment to the rest of us guys, please stop by the closest hair-saloon better be a man and stop by you nearest BARBER SHOP and cut that hair.  Hulk Hogan is the only guy I would give a "Free Get Out Jail" card in that regard.  Not because I think he could kick my posterior, but because that is his job and even he needs to reconsider chopping the semi-mane, 'cause "brother" you have played it out.  It never fails!  Every time I see a guy with long hair yet none on the top of his head, the same thought rushes through my head.  I know you are thinking the same thing if not similar thoughts ought to be going through your mind.  "WHAT.....?!, REALLY...?!. DUDE...?!"   May be you are thinking, "yo out all the problems in the world this is what you are writing about"  Yes.... HELLS YES!  I can't fix any of problems in the world.  I can only point out things that in my perspective make me say "Has the world done nuts... or is it me".  Problem or not, you must admit dudes with long hair yet bald are a conundrum.  Any utterance stemming form seeing a guy like that ends with a pun.  Jokes galore, right?  In fact may be it is a good thing that this type of guy exist, because every time you see one automatically you  feel better about yourself.  Sad thing is I have to see three of them everyday here at work.   And every time I see either of them it makes me want to go up to them and greet them with some wise-crack.  But what good would that bring?  Who knows may be they see me and think "Oh look there goes that guy with..."  In the end all I can say is, "Has the world gone nuts... or is it me."